thor

A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.

I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered.

by Vee Are Are Schee July 14, 2004

thongs

Extrmemly comfortable underwear that goes pretty far up your ass

Holy Shit! Thongs! That chick is wearing thongs!

by BobTheBuilder October 6, 2004

Thong Burn

what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.

Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

Thong Lick

Following a Thong Shot when the girl licks up the jizz from her thong.

She loved the taste of his jizz from her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Thorgasm

The orgasmic experience that a deep thought could provide you.

His words are so thought provoking that every time I read them, I get a thorgasm.

by BabuGeorge May 29, 2017

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

by fred_bloggs December 10, 2008

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011