thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

thirsty

Thirsty, literally, means hungry for an edible liquid such as water or juice.
However, the slang term "thirsty" refers to lust.

P1: Dang she looks hot af
Girl: Lol, thirsty ass

by Sapphire_WasTaken October 27, 2022

Thirsty

When you want water.

Sometimes you just wanna drink water

Guy 1 “I’m thirsty”
Guy 2 “bruh what”
Guy 3 “no homo dude”
Guy 1 “I just wanna drink water what Are y’all talking about”

by BreKfastburr33 June 1, 2020

Blood Thirsty Mama

An overly eager and vulgar woman seeking a younger, more supple partner. Use it to replace the term Cougar.

This bar is full of blood thirsty mama’s.

by FranAnnPan January 10, 2021

Thirsty

ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..

by Ima female dumb dumb September 26, 2022

thirsty whore

What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend

Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"

by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017

Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle

Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...

by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024