Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017
Get the wal-hawkmug. A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.
Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
by von groovy June 24, 2024
Get the Man, go to Wal-Martmug. When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
Get the The Wal-Mart Effectmug. by Your friend G May 18, 2023
Get the WALmug. by walmartguy May 2, 2011
Get the Go To Wal-Martmug. by eliasfpoulsen July 28, 2018
Get the walmug. The constructed space between the wall and the ceiling. Usually doesn't have a purpose, just for looks.
The two Ls in 'wall' represent how one wall represents how one wall acts as two walls, one for each room - a wall can only be a wall. The ceiling can act as either the roof or the base of the floor for the next level. The Wal, however, is neither, and can only be the Wal. It can only be present as separate Wals in one room (hence the singular L).
The two Ls in 'wall' represent how one wall represents how one wall acts as two walls, one for each room - a wall can only be a wall. The ceiling can act as either the roof or the base of the floor for the next level. The Wal, however, is neither, and can only be the Wal. It can only be present as separate Wals in one room (hence the singular L).
What is that weird piece between the wall and the ceiling? Is it a ceiling or a wall?
Oh, that's the Wal, it really doesn't have a purpose.
Oh, that's the Wal, it really doesn't have a purpose.
by thatp January 14, 2024
Get the Walmug.