Swallow the Jonah

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.
She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.
by TheJonah August 08, 2019
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Swallow a lighter

The singing version of "break a leg" or "merde". Based on the imagery of breathing fire.
You have a recital tonight? Good luck! Swallow a lighter!
by livierose February 27, 2019
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Swallow my spit

Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
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Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat
I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!
by XxDildo_lordxx December 01, 2014
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Conflicted Swallow

When you gag slightly while drinking a liquid
Howard make me conflicted swallow when he told that racist joke, i ethier had to keep drinking or give up the ghost
by Dugger nugger March 02, 2022
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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 09, 2024
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