The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.

Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021

Barcelona Special

The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.

"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."

by Loopyhead2 May 3, 2014

middleburg special

Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her

YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.

by ZockoBingbong May 4, 2018

Dani special

The Dani special is when during reverse cowgirl position, you proceed to insert 3 fingers in her butthole.

- Hey, Dora, what did you do last night?
- I got the Dani special!
- You lucky girl!

by PennySake April 20, 2019

baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.

Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

Spaghetti Special

A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.

Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!

by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016