sheriffs patch

The act of pinching the taint of the gooch, AKA pinching the part between a woman's ass and vagina.

While I was doing Cindy doggy style I reached around and pinched her gooch(sheriffs patch).

by Jobobagonush April 24, 2015

cabbage patch

1.referring to the popular cabbage patch doll in the late 90's characterized with yarn hair, freckles, and big cheeks
2. derogatory term for a white girl

Julia stiles and Kirsten dunst is a cabbage patch

by whatisit April 19, 2005

mushroom patch

A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.

If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.

In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.

by Wizard of Word August 31, 2007

soul patch

shit on the chin; pubes of the face

Larry's soul patch makes me want to puke.

by Dearmont3109 October 21, 2008

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

by xDreaMxSilencEx October 15, 2010

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009