Fed

A fed is a friend that snitches therefor federal

Ay don't tell that nigga nothing he's fed.

by DA JIT March 29, 2023

Fed

It’s when you beat someone in a competitive game or challenge.

The Braves were fed by the dodgers on game 7.

by The one arm bandit October 20, 2020

fed

A word someone uses on you when you've been outplayed and your strategic thinking is too good for them. They usually throw the term around on anyone they hate and use it as a mechanism to cope with their lack of knowledge and inability to come up with something actually creative let alone use the word in the right context.

im a mad edgy kid you are so better than me, you are such a fed!

by SL and windows is noob June 15, 2021

Feds

A different name for police in london.

Man, fuck the feds!

by Whdts8iagatsiwg October 30, 2019

Fed

Slang term typically for FBI agents or police officers. If you see a fed in the dark, they will glow a dim green.

The feds took down my Nigerian scamming site! What happened to the free internet?

by somerandompiggo2 April 07, 2024

Fed

A homosapien born without the "Y" chromosome
A Homosapien that identifies as a non-homosapien
Any Homosapien that cannot define a woman without using the words 'identify' or 'choose'

"The fed was wearing a rainbow flag to show its mental delusion"

by VivaLaMission December 05, 2024

Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not

Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed

by pseudoymui April 28, 2021