double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.

"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."

by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017

double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

Double Waterfall

When two people sit in the toilet together and urinate simultaneously.

My wife joined me for a seat on the toilet to participate in a double waterfall.

by Fautbauxter September 25, 2021

double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.

Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread

by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018

Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

double hitler

Sexual feat of taking or giving one cum shot to the head, and one in the bunker.

My blind date was an absolute freak; she took a double Hitler, and still came back for more.

by Guano Psycho August 1, 2016

double indemnity

the ONE movie you want to be buried with.

nev: hey rob, what's your double indemnity?
rob: hmmm - tough one - i think ozu's 1953 "tokyo story"

by nebiru100 December 28, 2011