A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
by Hardlow June 5, 2018
Get the Cart Donkeymug. Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.
by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008
Get the donkey conchmug. When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017
Get the waffle donkeymug. by Green circut January 24, 2020
Get the Fucking donkeymug. Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."
Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.
Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.
by Amoniglue November 24, 2017
Get the you donkeymug. “Hey mate.” says Jeff
“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
by anonymous July 1, 2021
Get the Shag a donkeymug. 