Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.

“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”

by MChamm3r January 20, 2022

COVID machismo

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.

Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.

by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020

Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company

I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me

by The Polisa man July 18, 2020

Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

covid convenience

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

by washyourhands March 16, 2021