Big Windows

Relating to a person who is extremely wealthy and has a big house, usually with a negative connotation.

Origin: Comes from the idea that stuck-up rich people look out of their big windows at the poor people milling about on the streets doing poor people things.
Marissa: Oh man! My dad only got me a 72" flat screen tv instead of a 108". What a jerk!

Kyle: Jeez, Marissa. Talk about Big Windows. Get off of your high horse.
by vivaladsistance June 25, 2011
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Windows ME

If you thought Windows Vista was bad...

Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.

Known Aliases:

Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity

Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME?

Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.

Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
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windows 95

used to refer to an annoying old person. It is similar in meaning to "grandpa"/"grandma", usually exclaimed in frustration or anger.
"WTF? Windows 95 over there keeps putting candies in the tip jar."
by truthorderrida November 10, 2013
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Windows 10

Damn Windows 10 is ass aye
by just the fucking letter y October 20, 2018
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stranger in the window

A sexual maneuver in which the man does the girl from behind in front of a window. His freind who had been waiting in the closet then gets out and quickly switches place with the man A. Man A then walks outside and passes in front of the window. A friendly wave is encouraged at this point.
Hey john, would you like to come over to my hosue tonight so we can pull a stranger in the window on my girlfriend?
by Dr. Kevorkian November 13, 2005
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Windows 7

What windows should have been ages ago.
Windows 7 is teh 0wnage!
by Power User 9000 May 29, 2010
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