handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.
Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.
by DINKS_Clancy June 06, 2006
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Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.
That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.
by Honchiejoe January 31, 2007
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'tard slap

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.
screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*
by alana jonas March 07, 2010
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text tard

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting
my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.
by lane dittoe December 11, 2008
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Fuck-Tard

When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.

Usually used as a stubsitute for :

"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"
"Stop talking, you fuck-tard!!! You're making my head hurt."
by Souza July 15, 2004
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f-tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.
Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!
by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010
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Bumble Tard

Someone who can't say a complete sentence without sounding like an absolute fool.
"Hey Bumble tard, help yourself to some books, you sound like an idiot.
by Zinkster October 10, 2005
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