Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 11, 2010

Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

by Jeff Segelke March 11, 2008

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 15, 2007

Brainy Smurf

When that one person has to but into a conversation and interjects their know it all mentality, pissing off the other members of the conversation.

Damn, Angelica is such a Brainy Smurf! No one gives a fuck what her opinion is.

by Cool James and Black Teacher October 31, 2016

Papa Smurf

when a cuck sends you a dick pick and you color it blue to pass around.

that one douche from twitch sent me a photo, so now he's a Papa Smurf

by MooPigRiot May 06, 2017

smurf cat

A blue smurf-like cat entity wearing a mushroom hat. It is a meme that was popular in September/October 2023. The image of the smurf cat was often paired with an audio saying "we live, we love, we lie"

Some random TikTok: we live, we love, we lie
Person: oh, it must be that smurf cat meme again

by lex !! November 05, 2023

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 14, 2019