is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!
My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.
by Jeff Segelke March 11, 2008
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A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.
I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?
by fiyz August 6, 2010
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When taking a shit in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and the blue water splashes back up to your ass.
Gavin was oddly aroused by the cool sensation of the Smurf Kiss after sweating one out in the hot porta-shitter.
by ReconFreak May 23, 2022
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