Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.

Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013

Personal Nerd

Personal Nerd is a combination of tutor and personal assistant. It is a recent and rapidly growing addition to shadow education. Personal Nerds provide supplementary assistance outside of mainstream education system. Unlike tutors that are provided for a student wants to study at home or is struggling in a subject, Personal Nerds are hired to assist in managing workload, check completed works and give feedback to facilitate quick and efficient learning.

My Personal Nerd taking care of my college workload

by edu.bot March 27, 2017

carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017

person 4

doesn't exist

person 1 hi person 2 3 and 4
person 2 who is person 4?
person 3 I think person 2 forgot his meds

by vanilla8989 November 26, 2021

personal uniform

a standardized wardrobe cultivated autonomously by the wearer/user. A personal uniform promotes consistency and commitment to ownership of clothing and wear, reducing waste of material, energy and time.

Mel: Hey Toni want to go shopping at Forever 21 on Saturday?
Toni: No thanks, I have a personal uniform.

Sydney: Ugh! I have nothing to wear.
Erin: Are you sure about that? What about those black slacks that look great on you?
Sydney: I wore them yesterday. I can't wear them again.
Erin: Says who? You probably care more about what you wear than others.
Sydney: Maybe you're right. I could pair them differently.
Erin: That's the spirit! A personal uniform are practical garments that serve you first and help you save time and energy.

by NovemberAlphaTango February 29, 2016

Fake Person

someone who leaves you when they are around someone more popular than yourself, they talk behind your back then act like they never did it. just to sum it up don't be friends with them

Person 1: so i heard you were talking sh*t
Person 2(Fake Person): No WhaT dO YOu meAn?

by Reeces puffqwuobdkb January 29, 2020

Personality Getaway

When you ussualy play it dumb, so when you fuck up you have a getaway.

-Dani is always a scared bitch infront of the teachers
-I know its his Personality Getaway

by DaniCapi12 November 24, 2020