Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024

naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

naughty ehling

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced a naughty ehling.

B: So relatable!

by bimbambum November 10, 2017

naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.

If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks

Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video

by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021

Naughty Bornholmer

When a person has been extremely naughty, so you grab your granite or gnejs and stone them.

Him: I don't like smoked herring
Bornholm's state department: You have been sentenced execution by 'Naughty Bornholmer'

by Knaldperlen February 9, 2018

reverse naughty cowgirl

A sexual position in which the penetrator (usually male) lays on their back gets straddled by the cowgirl (usually female) while they face away from each other.

I wanted to be penetrated without having to look the person doing it in the eyes, that's when someone suggested I try the reverse naughty cowgirl then.

by Krys Talmef June 19, 2022