person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch
person 2: you have the gay itch
by hiimglaceon December 01, 2023
A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.
by Rowtide May 20, 2019
Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing
After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."
by The Love Docta March 18, 2014
by aldie7788 March 08, 2021
by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019
Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015