The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.

Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.

by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023

phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

Mosquito-Itch

An itch that feels both good and bad when scratched, for example, hence the name, a mosquito bite.

My Eczema is a total Mosquito-Itch.

by CloudyGraham March 18, 2023

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 22, 2011

mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

gabe itches

it is used to trick people into saying gay bitches in a stream, so in a live stream someone would text something along the lines of: do a collab with gabe itches!

Timmythe15junior12345: Do a collab with gabe itches!
Streamer: Who is gaybitches?
Timmythe15junior12345: You don't know who gabe itches is?
Streamer: No?
Chat: mf you're stupid, you just said gay bitches

by bleep4238 June 8, 2023

itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022