Fiona the hippo

Fiona the hippo is a Cincinnati celebrity she was prematurely born at the Cincinnati zoo and it’s became a queen to the city and certain news station won’t shut up about her at all
It’s Fiona the hippo birthday see what she’s doing next on WLWT
by Cosmo66777 May 20, 2022
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hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother
Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.
by ServThePerv January 14, 2011
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shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."
Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!
by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017
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Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
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Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight
by Peptic June 07, 2020
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hippo po thomas

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?
by deedawdumdeedum January 05, 2022
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Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out
I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo
by Noodleasian dog March 27, 2018
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