Hippo

The fucking black air force ruler of the world

These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not

is that a fat horse

no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

hippo

by jycityo February 28, 2023

Hippo shameing

When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not

"man that's Hippo shameing

by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023

Spicy hippo

You know a chunky voluptuous thick hippo with all that spice

Jake- man look over there
Marty- oh damn ma that one spicy hippo

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

Hippo

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with no body hair.

See Bear for a similar word.

Hippo Ex.

“James really got big over the past few years... I think I’m falling in love with his hairless ass”

by Mei9119 July 27, 2018

Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out

I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo

by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

peppermint hippo

oh god j-j-just that one scene oh god

person 1 : hey remember peppermint hippo
person 2 : bitch kys

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023