“Hey mate.” says Jeff
“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
by anonymous July 1, 2021

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.
Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code
by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.
by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
by Donkey pox August 7, 2022

by poodonkey June 16, 2010

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.
by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008
