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Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.
“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
by anonymous July 1, 2021
mugGet the Shag a donkeymug.

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.
Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code
by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017
mugGet the Donkey codemug.

Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.
Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.
by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019
mugGet the Donkey Swingmug.

Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!
by Donkey pox August 7, 2022
mugGet the Donkey poxmug.

wind donkey

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey
by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018
mugGet the wind donkeymug.

brew donkey

he or she forced to go solo on a beer run

or a person who can hold down a lot of beer
well i guess im the gawl damm brew donkey tonight
by poodonkey June 16, 2010
mugGet the brew donkeymug.

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.
Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.
by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008
mugGet the donkey conchmug.

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