Donkey Swing

When you swing your dick around like a nunchuck.

Bruh when I was getting brain last night I pulled it out of her mouth and performed the donkey swing technique and accidentally poked out her eye.

by Dino Nuggets April 11, 2019

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory June 28, 2010

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 01, 2017

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by July 02, 2021

donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.

“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”

by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

brew donkey

he or she forced to go solo on a beer run

or a person who can hold down a lot of beer

well i guess im the gawl damm brew donkey tonight

by poodonkey June 15, 2010