textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.

Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.

by krotys August 19, 2008

Texas T-Shirt

Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.

" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "

by marscopar April 6, 2010

pillow texting

verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.

TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)

Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*

by AMarie0908 April 8, 2011

textually frustrated

When you are desperately waiting for a text and you either get a text from a person you don't want it to be or it takes time to come through, one becomes textually frustrated.

"yo,i have been waiting all night for shaniqua to text me and all i have got in the last hour is a message from ma moms"
... "F dat, you must be textually frustrated"

by jpz11 June 22, 2009

textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.

Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.

by madinsomniac July 19, 2009

texann

sweetest lady in the south

you dont need sugar for your sweet tea if Texann is around

by Texann June 20, 2008

textually active

Engaging in any textual activity. The status of sending text messages on a semi-regular basis.

Doctor: 'Son, are you textually active?'
Teen: 'ya, but never with the same phone'
Doctor: 'what?'
Teen: 'I never text on the same phone, i like to feel different keyboards.'
Doctor: 'nice...'
Doctor: 'you have the H.I.V'

by EaganMNz June 19, 2010