Teeswater is a small town located in Ontario Canada. It’s so tiny that if you blink you’ll miss it. This place is populated with only inbred hicks. All to do there is get high and get freaky with your cousin.
Girl: Imagine being in a room with everyone you’ve had sex with.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.
Teeswater Guy: Tell me about it, I hate family reunions.
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Something hot men say to pick up sexy girls in a gangsta house when actually they put on thigh makeup in the centre of Italy.
by chugjugmasterofsex September 17, 2023
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She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love
Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...
She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love
Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...
Mariano: Will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough
Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough
Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do
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by FUCKTARTED October 1, 2017
Get the teresa mug.Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.
This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.
This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.
have babies in Mexico
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.
have babies in Mexico
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