texting stupneck

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

by 421 b May 7, 2015

testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.

Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.

by Almighty bull June 10, 2016

testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

Texting Out Loud

When you text something out loud, so you can better understand & read the thoughts that you are typing.

I started texting out loud, so I can better understand the thoughts I’m typing.

by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020

Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.

Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!

by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021

Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

Texting Bottom

A person who doesn't ever initiate a chat with someone over text

Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better

by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022