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A basic techno tool is someone that is trying really hard to fit into the techno music scene. They are a poser and super insecure but they do everything in their power to seem otherwise. They ask for what trendy clothes they should be purchasing which usually are a shade of black, they love Drumcode Records, they have to post pictures of their DEMF bracelet before going to the music festival, and they shit talk other forms of dance music to seem snobby.
That basic techno tool switched over from psy trance and now is trying to pretend that they're elitist.
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Scream Techno 

A techno beat derived strictly from the vocal cords in a loud manner.
:Surface has entered the channel:
Surface - "Hey guys, want to hear my scream techno?"
Dino - "NO wait let me tak..."
Surface - "AHH AHH OO AH OO AH AH OO AH"
Dino - "Goddamnit man, my ears. Ima cut you."
Scream Techno by Surface May 15, 2008

Blast Techno 

Used at the end of a sequence of events while story telling to convey anger or frustration.

Comes from the story of some guy who works at target food court, has a customer come in at closing and orders a ton of food, then changed her mind because it's not organic. He has to stay late due to this, is angry and blasts techno on the drive home.
Hungry. Go to fridge. Find bacon. Smells like feet. Blast Techno
Blast Techno by broccolina January 23, 2011

Hardcore Techno

Normally called "hardcore" to simplify, it was derived from techno as Europeans grew to like the aggressive tones and melodies. It originated in around the early-to-mid-1990s in multiple locations across the world. Hardcore is usually composed using music sequencers and many earlier tracks were produced on home computers. As hardcore continues to grow, each different type of hardcore (each subgenre) begins to attract a larger fan base and more support from producers. As new subgenres grow they can become extremely different than other subgenres that are also referred to as Hardcore. Not to be mistaken for Happyhardcore or happy, people use the term Hardcore Techno in the UK to describe it & separate from the more happy scene. It is mainly used in the harder rooms in the UK & has been one of the only styles of underground music that is still going strong to this day. Hardcore in different countrys as with all other styles has a slightly different meaning but is one of the only styles that dose what it says on the tin! UK hardcore can be quite dark sounding and is often mixed with hip-hop, The Deathchant Label is a good example of this. go to hardcore-central dot net for more

Detroit Techno 

Techno from it's birthplace, Detroit, Michigan. Started by The Belleville Three, this musical genre took the world by storm.
Detroit Techno takes over DEMF at the Hart Plaza every year.

heck no, techno 

An expression to show that you vehemently disagree with what a person has just said to you.
Question: "Don't you think that President Bush is the best president ever?"

Answer: "Heck no, techno!"

Violent Techno Thursday 

A holiday celebrated on every Thursday. This is a day where violence is tolerated more than normally and you and/or a group of friends create some phat techno beats. Neon Lollipop Jukebox is the original techno band that started this beloved holiday. It's origin derives from someone saying, "It's finally Thursday!" and it was misinterpreted as, "It's Violent Thursday!". The techno part comes in only because we were creating techno that very day.
"Ha! I just pushed you in celebration of Violent Techno Thursday!"