Tech proof 

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

Tech proof by iwebu August 13, 2014

Tech'd off 

The Frustration that arises when popups, predictive text, and other software functions interfere with the users experience

Jessica was so tech'd off that her predictive text kept saying "boobs" instead of "boots."

Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in

Pop ups.

Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.

Tech'd off by Windchime89 January 19, 2015

Tech Tic Syndrome 

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.

Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.

Tech Tic Syndrome by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015

tech ten 

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

tech ten by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

tech snaglet 

"Tech Snaglet" is a neologism, created by Mark Pahulje, popularized by Metadata Consulting (metadataconsulting.ca), and is defined as “a quote or paraphrase usually intent on informing or solving a technical problem”.

Hey Bob, i just found out how to take a screen shot on my phone. Check out this "tech snaglet", I am sharing with you. Synonymous with tech tip.

tech snaglet by Markbecause October 6, 2016

Tech Turkey 

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.

Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!

Tech Turkey by JayBuck September 12, 2016

tech shaming 

When you shame someone for having too many electronics. Much like slut shaming but for tech

"Wow Matt, why do you have so many wireless headphones and laptops?"
"Fuck Mariana, stop tech shaming me"

tech shaming by techbrooo December 9, 2016