Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 01, 2021

Blooket Swap

The thing that will satisfy you, or make you uhh... very unsatisfied.

Fucking Jerk! He got Blooket Swap and traded with ME! I WASN'T EEVN 1ST!!

by i4ba6g4rigt March 02, 2024

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 18, 2006

swap the b

A term used in recreational weed smoking circles when someone's been hogging the blunt.

"I don't wanna invite Jake, he's always scavenging and never swapping the b."
"Damn bro, I haven't hit it in 5 minutes. Swap the b!"
"You trying to chill tonight and swap the b?"

by atyourservicetom September 18, 2021

Swap Shoes

another term for the word sex.

hey, I got a free house. why don't you come round so we can swap shoes?

"has she been pounded yet?"
"they've definatly swapped shoes"

by moremoremore May 04, 2010

Hot Swap

When two elderly people shit in their diapers and then swap them while they are still piping hot.

How many hot swaps have you done today grandma?
Granny loves to hot swap with Carl across the hallway from her

by Ton-Tons February 01, 2023

San Francisco Snicker Swap

When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.

While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap

by DDLux January 04, 2022