knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.

"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"

by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017

Superman that hoe

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.

When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!

If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.

by KrayzieKracka December 9, 2017

Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest

I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.

by Mr. Manhattan August 4, 2023

Supermanning it

Wearing one's underwear on the outside of one's pants (or, in the UK, trousers), named for the eponymous superhero's outfit that appears to feature red briefs worn on top of blue leggings.

Is often considered a cop-out approach to theme parties and events that require one to dress in one's underwear.

Did you see many other people downtown celebrating no pants day?
Only a few, and most of them were just Supermanning it.
Well, that's a load of bullshit.

Jenn trolled me last night. She said she was going to text me a picture of herself in her underwear, but in the picture she was just Supermanning it.
Harsh.

by E. McBeard June 23, 2012

Superman

Something Soulja Boy has masturbated on.

Crank That - Soulja Boy (2007):

Chorus
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Batman: This is unacceptable. This asshole should get murdered.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

Supermanning

Taking bedsheets and sticking them to the girl's back with your own ejaculate

Clark said that Lois loves superheroes, so Clark tried supermanning her.

by Jhowsie April 8, 2025

Tha Superman

When a man an his lady are fighting because she didnt wana let him hit it tha night before so he waits till she goes to sleep an he closes his eyes an rolls tha Dice (or Jack's off) on to her back by her neck and grabs tha sheets and sticks them to it and then dips out an calls her in tha mornin to come thru its gunna be like she's superman comin to his rescue! 🥳Haha he he whoo whoo 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😜 😁😎

2 friends r kickin bak bullshittin an talkin ?about there lady's. One homie says somethin like u jus mad cus yo lady ain't letchu hit huh.an tha other homie says man I ain't Wana hit it anyways she needed some act right so I gave her tha Superman

by MargartaMix n TortillaChips September 15, 2023