Shmeefy

A small deformed penis.

Omg Did you hear Chase has a Shmeefy!

No way really?

Yeah it's totally disgusting.

by f3dl1m1d October 24, 2017

Shmeek

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

by phattest_shmeek February 20, 2018

Shmeeko

The most amazing country in the world, located under Brandons deck, there are only two citizens of Shmeeko, those citizens include: Brandon and his dead cat.

Yo, i crashed in Shmeeko last night, it was dope

by BillyGay February 5, 2019

Samee

Samee... she is so pretty and very thicccc she is very loyal and always has your back. She loves puppies and babies. Her favorite snack cheez-itz’s. She is a fucking beast in the bed. You need a Samee in your life or else it’ll be boring.

Samee the hecking beast

by Karen568952246969 August 13, 2019

Sameecha

Tall guy, looks scary but is actually nice

Sameecha is big dude

by Kevindingbap October 10, 2019

Sameeruddin

Sameeruddin is the sweetest daddy in the world, he’s your weird uncle who makes terrible jokes but he’s also very sweet. He lives too far away tho so even tho you might want to really bad you probably won’t ever meet one in real life.

I want my own sameeruddin so bad but he doesn’t have enough rupees to fly over

by Sammy’s boo November 23, 2019

Shmeegull shmarnumb

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019