Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

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stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

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Stump Nugget

A name for Joe Slater

Joe, you Stump nugget

by Pinkpop118 November 6, 2020

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stump breaker

You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.

Chance did a stump breaker on Sunday with that new girl Marysa.

by Wilbur P. Bennett September 14, 2020

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A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.

From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.

by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024

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