stammeroid

When ecountering a case of the stammers, a stammeroid is the result of pushing too hard to get it out straight. It usually ends in an embarrasing verbal prolapse.

M-m-my f-friend is n-n-n-no-not <strain> c-cccc-cc-c-c-cooooo-cccoommmiauuwwarrrrghhgh splat.

by PaoloNZ August 27, 2005

scummer

anyone to the west of fareham,

"he's only a poor little scummer"

by woooaahhhh January 19, 2009

stemmer

One who exhibits loser like qualities. An A-Hole.

Yor-ah Stemmah, kid. (You're a stemmer, kid).

by Casey Pratt September 25, 2006

scummer

Also, someone who can afford not to live in the shit hole that is p*rtsmouth. For you who dont know, p*rtsmouth is dirty, shite, full of twats, stinks of fish, has a crap football team *ahem* 3-0 *ahem*, a place where women are slags, a place where the twat with a bell lives and has a crap football stadium (if you can call it that). To name a few.

Fuck off you skate wanker! SFC Rule!

by Fetch-bitch November 19, 2004

Stummy

When someone shits into a condom and put it on a hot dog bun. this was founded at Whitewater High school WI after some randomly went around and handed out free hot dogs. so far the word has been spreading about this and some people are starting to use it as an internet term.

"John are you ready?"
"Yeah i been holding it all day, I'll Be right back, I'll go make the stummy."
-later-
"Oh john that's epic, now, who are we going to give this too?"
"Idk Sam lets go give this to a random person and say, 'here madame and or sir, you won yourself a free hot dog'."
"We are so cool john."
"That we, Sam, we are.

by the_wii_girl90 April 17, 2010

slummet

slummet is another word for slut. we use it coz it sounds fucken hilarious in general conversation

Tommo: ben ur a dickhead
Ben: shut ur mouth tommo u fucken slummet pumper

by benjohnson September 10, 2005

scummer

A complete tosser who lives in the biggest s**t hole on the south coast, and possibly Britain, where the women wish they could be slags but will never get the chance because they all look like fat men, and all the men look and sound like pikeys.

"If only I wasn't such a butch scummer and had been born slightly further along the coast! Then I'd get a bloke for sure! And a decent looking one at that!"

by Missy April 10, 2005