Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Stroke lips

When someone talks using only one side of their mouth/ lips and the other side just chills there dormant. They may also smile using just one side of their lips.

yo that bitch got some real stroke lips with her crooked ass smile

by Aurybaby February 26, 2019

Stroke-idextrous

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well

Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

by Spooder anus August 8, 2020

Strokeemdownjaymo

Very charismatic person, very very accurate, very very efficient, doesn’t miss (too much) actually doesn’t miss at all, talks a lot of shit yk, might also keep repeating his nickname, he’s an asshole n a lil cocky (but in a good way) and he can also dunk!!

Strokeemdownjaymo himself often says “strokeemdownjaymo is a dawg” his mottos are “just stroke em!” “When in doubt stroke em!”

by Marii 😛 July 22, 2023

Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose

Cincinnati Stroke

by MuleKick February 14, 2014

nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.

Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.

by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018