Any woman (Girlfriends)
Boyfriend: Can you please tell me what's wrong?
Girlfriend: No. I'm okay.
Boyfriend: *Clearly sees she be goin through some shit*
Also Boyfriend: *STRESSED*
Girlfriend: *Wondering why her boyfriend looks STRESSED*
Boyfriend: Don't look at me like that.
Girlfriend: Am I stressing you out?
Boyfriend: *Blank stare* Are you blonde?
Girlfriend: No. I'm okay.
Boyfriend: *Clearly sees she be goin through some shit*
Also Boyfriend: *STRESSED*
Girlfriend: *Wondering why her boyfriend looks STRESSED*
Boyfriend: Don't look at me like that.
Girlfriend: Am I stressing you out?
Boyfriend: *Blank stare* Are you blonde?
by SageOfDemons May 25, 2024
Get the Stressmug. when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
Get the Post Twilight Stress Disordermug. when you teach synchronous online courses using Blackboard, and you receive an email stating that "Blackboard is currently down".
by Pre-calc teacher October 26, 2020
Get the Stressmug. by Mikev August 25, 2021
Get the Stress petmug. 
A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
Get the Stress Teamug. stress happened due to the social networks that we spent too much time thinking about and surfing useless things
by TheOneAndOnlySurviour August 18, 2013
Get the Socio Stressmug.