Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009

Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006

Stoner American

Americans who smoke marijuana and are fully functional members of society that are not stereotypical " stoners "

We're taking stoner back, only stoners can call themselves stoners if you call someone a stoner and you don't smoke weed its just as bad as saying the N word!!

Zach smokes pot but acts responsible, he's a Stoner American

by zachwarhawk November 20, 2010

stoner mission

Any quest set out by a single person or a group of people wile under the influance of Marijuana intended to aquire or accomplish some task, which generaly ends in distrations and entertainment for all. Stoner missions often require the use of the buddy system to prevent lost soldiers.

"Adam, we need you for this stoner mission. We need to turn out the lights and get chips from the kitchen and I'm not going with Derick again, he fuckin let the dragon in the house last time. Fuck, I am Scared of this hallway. ADAM! WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS! fuck... you go first...

by G. Cortez October 15, 2008

Stoner Boner

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

Stoners Tan

A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.

Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!

by pud monkey May 29, 2005