Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.

"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."

by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010

Stiff

A person who always sticks to the rules and never goes out. A stiff never looks out side of the box.

Person 1 : Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've got to study. Anyway, it's going to be too late.
Person 2 : C'mon, man. Stop being such a stiff!

by FromTheSkies March 3, 2016

stiffiesteve

This word comes from the word: stiffie
And it means a hot mother fucken weight liften, Bec rooting, hard cock mother fucker!

StiffieSteve sure did pump that bitch in the crapper pipe!

by Steve April 21, 2005

stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg

Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away

by L.Perkins December 3, 2007

stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 27, 2008

stufying

The act of saying that you're studying, while in reality, listening to music.

NO
OMFG
IM ACTUALLY STUFYING (Meanwhile the music is blaring in the background

by Buddha111431 April 20, 2009

Stiffler-esque

A description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heterosexual, alpha male motivations. The term references character Steve Stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent homosexual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular American Pie movie series.

In Stiffler-esque fashion, Jack decided to bring his own penis as his date to Senior Prom.

"Dude, hiding a camera in the girls' locker room would be totally Stiffler-esque."

by C. Austin April 18, 2010