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Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.
Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.
by Davyan September 30, 2007
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steak escape

when your cock flops out of the fly hole in your boxers, particularly when taking part in some athletic event
guy 1: dude....whats that comin outta your shorts?
guy 2: ahh shit...another steak escape
by Pepis July 7, 2006
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Not Steak

not steak (NOT-stake)

noun. something that is definitely not steak, but claims to be. It may be in some way associated with steak, but it is definetely not steak. If you see something that claims it is steak, when it clearly is not, alert everyone in the room, and discard of the object. If you come in contact with a person who claims to be steak, steal their wristwatch and sell it to a Chinese merchant.
THAT'S NOT STEAK! Seriously! It isn't! Just look at it! My father left me when I was a young boy. I just want someone to love me.
by Jaack August 21, 2007
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Mean Steak

A perfectly cooked steak. Usually medium rare and a good cut of meat.
Phil: You sure you know how to cook that rib eye?
Gim: Yeah I know how to cook a real mean steak!
by Sgud November 25, 2013
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steak tar tar

an oversexed vagina, almost resembling uncooked hamburger.
"I'm so tired, I had so much rough sex last night, I got a steak tar tar."
by p.pizzle November 17, 2005
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steak ho

A woman who goes out with a rich man only for the expensive dinners/gifts that she would get out of the relationship.
"Oh man, the last girl i went out with was a total steak ho. She had her eyes on my bank account the whole time. "
by Outthedoor October 9, 2008
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Burnt Steak

A pussy so black (inside and out), and crusty lipped that it looks like a burnt steak (that has been butterflied).
Hey you know that bitch i fucked last night...? Her pussy looked like a Burnt Steak! I didn't know whether to grab a RUBBER or some fuckin A1!!
by EnigmaChode April 23, 2010
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