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statutory gape

Looking at or being attracted to someone underage
Dude. look at that chick! She is smokin' hot!
Bro, she's like 12, wtf? Statutory gape much?
by twotimes May 10, 2010
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status queer

Someone who always posts facebook status' with feminine or sensitive quotes or poetry.
1: Did you see Blake's status about love today?

2: Yeah he's a total status queer.
by adubya93 January 18, 2011
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Status tryhard

A fag/slut that posts quotes or other pre-thought up Facebook or Twitter statuses every 10 minutes - 1 hour in an attempt to get alot of feedback, and then literally brags to people about how much likes and comments or retweets he/she got.
Dude, I got 5 likes all from girls on a Dr. Seuss quote I copied and pasted on my Facebook status. I'm getting so popular dude all the bitches want me because my Facebook statuses are slick. I'm about to tell my mom about how all these girls blow up my statuses and I'm the fuckin man now. Then I'm gonna post another life quote and drive all the bitches wild for me

.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.

(Based on true events)
by Mista Deeeez August 19, 2011
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Status quo joe

A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
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mac status

is when someone doesnt even need to make moves on someone becuase there so mac that the people come to them. better than pimp status because pimps have to work
she doesnt even need to try anymore, shes got full on mac status
by liziface September 25, 2007
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Pro Status

1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.

2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.
Since Miguel is Pro Status he can take his wife's phone call while recieving head from his whore!
by AthiesticDiety April 20, 2009
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the statue of liberty

The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).
Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!
by Better_Than_Your_Mom_Last_Nigh January 19, 2018
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