Thirsty Stalker 

A person who is stalking someone via social media or in real life in the hopes of getting more information about the person so they can get with them.

Grace: I saw Emily flirting sooooo hard with Miguel this morning!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!

Thirsty Stalker by ThirstyBlondie July 15, 2014

Third Person Stalker 

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

Third Person Stalker by cweeks March 30, 2010

emo stalker 

A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend.

They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.

Emo Stalker: 'OMG! He's so cute! Awwww...I want to go out with that emo boy!'

Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."

Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*

emo stalker by l.i.n.g December 17, 2007

Parking lot stalker 

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

Parking lot stalker by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

Night Stalker 

This guy is a troll. He loves to piss people off in games and in L4D he uses up all the medkits, also spam music and rush.

Night Stalker is a true troll.

Night Stalker by wexler3547 May 22, 2011

Facebook Stalker

Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.

"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"

Facebook Stalker by A-non-nee-mus April 28, 2014

Chat Stalker

(eng.)One who lurks in chatrooms stalking about with cheap excuses for wit and/or charm to attempt to allure, entice, or even come close to the idea of enducing a chat romance of some sort,sexual activity which is clearly not wanted, no warranted, and quite frowned upon

"Y!Stalkers are so easy to spot, ask the girls in here.."

Chat Stalker by FAH_Q April 6, 2005