Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

skommel stain

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

vertical stain

The frontal secretions left on a woman's pair of panties. A womans genital moistness on her panties. When the vagina releases it's juices onto a pair of panties and leaves a stain, a vertical stain.

My panties will have a vertical stain by the end of the day. I saw her vertical stain on her panties. He got me so wet, my panties now have a vertical stain on them.

by mannygman October 26, 2010

death stain

Stains left in toilet bowl after defication

Damn Jackie you must've taken a massive shit cause you painted the toilet with huge death stains

by Triple agent Sebastian Roderic February 2, 2017

tizzle stains

1. a handle, monicker, or name for a person who is on speed, 2. the leftover residue in an oil burner (speed pipe),3. a word used to clown a fellow drug addict

"Hey, tizzle stains its time to get some sleep" or "Clean out those tizzle stains so I can load a fresh one."

by the Constant Bunch November 17, 2017

Strawberry Stain

A red mark left on a mans jeans when dancing with a girl with her period

She left a strawberry stain on my leg while we were grinding

by Rotaryguy May 3, 2014