Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell

Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts

by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025

Hitting it in squares

When a group of four people go do literally anything

"Hey dude, we are hitting it in squares downtown tonight."

by FAQBICHBOI March 5, 2017

hittin da squares

Smoking

We warned them fools notta get hooked on hittin da squares

by Sepheryah December 15, 2017

circle and squares

Your typical jail lunch referred to the shapes of your bologna and cheese.

In the drunk tank, I had a yummy circle and squares lunch.

by DMack2018 May 7, 2018

King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”

by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020

Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often

"youre such a ben jay squire"

by wigglebiggletimetodiddle November 24, 2025