Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Flag

Get the Penis squash mug.

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

Flag

Get the hobble squash mug.

Related Words

squadsh • Squadship • squadshub • squash • squashed • Squashy • squarsh • Squash Blossom • squash it • Squashed Nigga

Chipotle Squash

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night

The Chipotle Squash strikes again!!!

by Gambling king April 29, 2025

Flag

Get the Chipotle Squash mug.

Elton squash

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

Flag

Get the Elton squash mug.

ButterNut Squash

When you ejaculate into boxers then accidently wake up and use the same boxers you ejaculated in the night before and you feel the cum on your ass when you sit

Bro you needa make a u turn i just did a butternut squash

by SolarEGGBacon November 17, 2025

Flag