Jam sponge 

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

Jam sponge by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015

personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

personality sponge by swammer98 July 23, 2017

Drama Sponge 

A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.

Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.

Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.

Drama Sponge by Mofirefist October 12, 2020

The Sponge Lord 

A sponge who is the lord of all including you

"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"

The Sponge Lord by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021

Damage-sponge 

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.

In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.

Damage-sponge by ApricotFields February 12, 2022

Giggle-sponge 

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.

" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "

Giggle-sponge by Killallfurries42069 October 14, 2023

pulsating booze sponge 

A sleeping buddy who reeks of alcohol so bad it makes you think you are sleepng on a bar room floor instead of in bed. An alcohol soaked bedmate.

Her ,"Wow, you sure were putting out the toxic air last nite after the booze you consumed."
Him," What do ya mean? I was just sleepin."
Her : "It was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not sexy at all, phew!"
Him:"Ah, hon, I just had a couple.
Her, "Yep, I've heard it all before, old "two drink" Joe".

pulsating booze sponge by People Watcher December 19, 2009