Sploof

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof

by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010

spliff

when you have nothing to chief buds out of so you hallow out a cigarette and pack that with your weed and smoke it just like you would smoke a cig

oh shit i forgot my bowl at home , do you have your cigs so we can pack a spliff ?

by karynfors August 26, 2009

Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

spluff

Geordie 'tard with a penchant for mingers and shouting

"STFU Spluff??!¬"

by Bows February 12, 2003

Spliff

To share

Blake: Yo look at this blunt i just got
Zach: Yeah that is a nice blunt
Red: WWWWWOOOORRRDDDDD niggas cant spliff that
Blake: No nigga dis is mine you need to get a job and get your own weed
Red: That's How niggas is givin it up...Come on You know You wanna spliff
Blake: No nigga bye
Red: Time-out
Blake: WHAT
Red: Can a nigga get a burger before you spliff it with ya girl
Blake: NO BYE NIGGA

by Blakeloves melissa February 1, 2009

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

Put In A Spliff

A term used when an event involving someone beating someone else at something occurs.
Synonyms include “Billed In A Zoot”

“You just got put in a spliff”

by Lord DUBS January 31, 2020