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Sex in which both the man and the woman are in a split. May be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. Split sex can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his dick into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. Experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. Split sex is for the horny trying to find out the many ways to do it. Caution: orgasms may occur quickly, split sex is a superior form of penetration. Excellence and perfection will come with practice.
Sex in which both the man and the woman are in a split. May be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. Split sex can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his dick into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. Experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. Split sex is for the horny trying to find out the many ways to do it. Caution: orgasms may occur quickly, split sex is a superior form of penetration. Excellence and perfection will come with practice.
We had insane split sex last night, and damn was it good.
I am ridiculous at split sex i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy orgasm split sex can bring.
I am ridiculous at split sex i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy orgasm split sex can bring.
by wantsflexiblebf May 30, 2009
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by ale May 29, 2003
Get the split mug.A sexual act derived from the bowling term that describes the event that a player misses only the back corner pins on his first roll of a frame.
While fingering a girl after doggy style (using two fingers), insert your thumb into her anus which is similar to the way you would grab a bowling ball with finger holes. Then proceed to "roll her" into the headboard/wall.
The name comes from the fact that it is almost impossible to get a spare after a 7-10 split, and it will likely be impossible for you to have any future relations with this girl if you pull it off.
While fingering a girl after doggy style (using two fingers), insert your thumb into her anus which is similar to the way you would grab a bowling ball with finger holes. Then proceed to "roll her" into the headboard/wall.
The name comes from the fact that it is almost impossible to get a spare after a 7-10 split, and it will likely be impossible for you to have any future relations with this girl if you pull it off.
Guy1: I wanna break up her with but I hate the damn break up talk.
Guy 2: Dude, just give her the 7-10 split, she'll never call you again.
Guy 2: Dude, just give her the 7-10 split, she'll never call you again.
by MojoRisin4747 December 2, 2009
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by noogie December 7, 2004
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Get the split-arse mug.While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007
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