"Janet is awesome, she had a tailgate special and passed me a drumstick while I was pounding her ass!"
by Nom De Doom October 8, 2011

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021

Description of The Mackey Special:
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.
by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.
"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."
by Loopyhead2 May 3, 2014

A multicolored car like a blue and purple door, a green hood and a black bumper/A car that is made from parts of other cars found at the junkyard
"What a dumb looking car"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"
"Which one?"
"The car over there that has two different colored doors"
"Oh, it's called a Junkyard Special, made from parts from other cars"
by chicagoman619 November 1, 2014

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."
T: "He is so thick!"
Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
T: "He is so thick!"
Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015
