Jimmys girlfriend performed oral sex on him one Sunday night. His wang tasted like a steamy turd so she said "What the fuck jimmmy your dick tastes like shit" in which he replied "I know hunny I'm a sick fuck, today I was Stank Spanking it like it was my hobby"
by 31AJF31 May 04, 2009
Billy: Dude this girl showed me her perfect massive tits this weekdend.
Zac: Did you put that image in the spank bank?
Billy:Yeah dude I'm gonna rub one out later to it via spank bank.
Zac: Did you put that image in the spank bank?
Billy:Yeah dude I'm gonna rub one out later to it via spank bank.
by laflamablanca November 19, 2010
by doc voodoo January 19, 2003
Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..
by jizmaster2000 January 29, 2011
by Ryan Ramsey December 15, 2006
It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.
by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 10, 2009
1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
by KWB March 14, 2005