ecclesiastical spanking

Noun. A public rebuke by the Pope or a bishop of a disobedient churchman or group, sometimes, but not always involving an excommunication. The act is primarily medicinal, in that it seeks to bring about the return of the errant party to orthodoxy, rather than simply to shun them.
The pope's public rebuke of the illicit and schismatic consecrations constituted an ecclesiastical spanking.

The bishop issued an ecclesiastical spanking by condemning the heterodox ideology espoused by the members of the parish.
by sambarnes January 28, 2008
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Spank Bank

It's just a bank full of disgusting thoughts for rubbin one out.
Billy: Dude this girl showed me her perfect massive tits this weekdend.
Zac: Did you put that image in the spank bank?
Billy:Yeah dude I'm gonna rub one out later to it via spank bank.
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spanking the monkey

Due to her refusal, he took herman to the circus many times that night
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Spank Fest

Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..
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spank the monkey

Lets play spank the monkey!
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spank bank

the images, videos, memories, etc. used for a happy healthy session of masterbation.
It had been a few weeks since he had had sex, so he felt it necessary to get out the spank bank and jerk off happily.
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spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing
"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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