sober escort

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 24, 2022

Sarah Lynn Sober

Going sober for 9 months and celebrating with a bender on a low tolerance.

“Yeah I’m going sarah lynn sober.”

by Georgia Johnson September 19, 2022

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 9, 2014

sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 13, 2022