OBX Sober

Constantly double faded

I never goto work till i'm OBX Sober

OBX Sober by 0ldN3ws July 1, 2021

Dusty Sober 

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

Dusty Sober by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Dusty Sober 

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

Dusty Sober by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Boner Sober 

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

Boner Sober by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

Asheville Sober 

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

Asheville Sober by divinelightning January 9, 2022

sinaloa sober 

Limiting yourself to weed and coke.

Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!

sinaloa sober by El el fetches June 2, 2022

sinaloa sober 

To be sober from alcohol, limiting yourself to only weed & coke.

Dude I thought you were sober, what are you doing in the bathroom every five minutes? "Bumps and Beanie Rips, I'm Sinaloa sober, and need some vices in my life.

sinaloa sober by El el fetches June 5, 2022