Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

dick sneeze guard

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

by mr johan January 13, 2009

panda sneeze

when a guy is giving oral sex to a women and sneezes in her vagina/pubes

Jim 'i wish i had'nt had that cold now she has an STI, god damn panda sneeze.'

by jackbl June 9, 2009

sneeze rain

When you sneeze from a high vantage point and rain a fine mucus based mist on some unfortunate fellow

"it is sneeze raining cats and dogs"
"He sneeze rained on my parade"

by Cam Lee December 15, 2007

sneeving

Describes the movement of a dog's jowls while they are sniffing. The dog's mouth is closed and as it sniffs, the jowls move in and out at the rate and vigor of the sniffs.

My puppy was sneeving as he sniffed the wonderful aroma of the food on the dinner table.

by 2pups January 18, 2010

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

sneekdissing

To talk behind someone's back.

Why you be sneekdissing bruh?

by Peyton/Kobe/Ryley/and Jerel March 31, 2015