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tennesse smurf

act of fucking doggy style in a port a john and just before you nut stick it in her ass and push her head in the blue water,,,,,,,,, na na na na na na na na na na na..
my boy has done the tennesse smurf and the alaskan pipeline at the same time
by killa cali euro March 8, 2009
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smurf bluecocky

The act of a smurf ejaculating. When such event happens a large thick blue liquid is released covering everything in it's range of fire.
"this room is covered in a blue liquid, what happened?"
"Oh...a smurf bluecocky"
by DancesWithSmurfs April 12, 2010
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Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.
by gravy111 November 14, 2010
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smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007
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Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!
My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.
by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008
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Brainy Smurf

When that one person has to but into a conversation and interjects their know it all mentality, pissing off the other members of the conversation.
Damn, Angelica is such a Brainy Smurf! No one gives a fuck what her opinion is.
by Cool James and Black Teacher October 31, 2016
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Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."
by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019
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