Sloppy Kip

When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act

I got covered in sloppy kip last night while I was pegging this guy

by KattsKitchen February 26, 2022

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks

That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg

by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017

Sloppy Stable

When two bronies have sexual intercourse while they smear themselves in each other's fecal matter.

"Though it is not common, at some brony conventions people like to partake in sloppy stables."

by CarliahEbondell July 19, 2019

Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

by Rockerton June 20, 2018

Sloppy Bindle

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man

Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto

by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 2, 2018