Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.

The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.

by RollingBlock December 20, 2018

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

shella

Very, a lot. Much. derived from the word hella

Day your party was shella tite.
That girl looks shella fine.
I shella don't like you.
I shella want to see that movie.

by muki July 27, 2006

shallow

Having the tendency to like someone based solely on their looks. Having a liking for hot people is not being shallow. Not caring what they're like because they're hot is being shallow.

What the majority of the human race is. Especially men.

DeAndre: Get away from me you fat bitch! Why am I even with you in the first place!?
Dovey: But sweetie, I love you! Didn't you say you liked smart girls?
DeAndre: Ugh, can someone call the pound on this fatass?

Two days later, the shallow bastard DeAndre died because a germ killed him after he got AIDS from some idiotic slut who can't spell her own name.

by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006

shallow

What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.

Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.

by Adrian March 30, 2005

Shellack

to defeat; trounce; beat.

yo man! Let's shellack that bitch.

by brayfish June 28, 2011

shell like that

v. to put out, or to perform in an especially satisfactory way

1. Come on, shell like that
2. We love her because she shells like that

by woocingmab August 7, 2005